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Size DOES Matter, Especially When You’re Trapped Under It.
Over the weekend, Chris and Eva and I were at a stop light at an intersection across from a Behemoth of a Vehicular Monstrosity (BVM) with a Christmas tree bungeed to the top. All appeared normal at that angle, and … Continue reading
There is a place in this world for people who bring the rolls.
I’m not sure at what specific point in time I was deemed a Culinary Liability. It could have been years ago, when I neglected to put cake mix in the mixing bowl and wondered why the batter was so runny. … Continue reading
This was written back when people used pay phones. And calls cost .10 cents.
November rots. Rots like the jack-o-lantern decomposing on my porch. Or as my 7-year-old daughter would say, it sucks eggs. I know I’m *supposed* to be all grateful and thankful for each and every particle of air I inhale like … Continue reading
I really said “The fact that I was doing the dishes was a freak accident.”
In my last blog post, I told a story of doing the dishes and getting so caught up in the act that I spaced time and place and my daughter missed her dance class. It appears that in the same … Continue reading
It is just as likely that a Unicorn will walk up and slap me in the face as it is that I will find this thing you call Balance.
Balance just doesn’t exist for me. Laine Griffin and I just did a podcast about this very topic at http://www.kateandlaine.com. I’m a single mom in the truest form, I am literally the only parent my daughter Eva has in her … Continue reading