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Don’t Read This if You Get Bent Out of Shape Easily, Take Your Elf on a Shelf Seriously, Or Respect Me

Thanks to Kim over at http://www.elfshaming.com for providing a forum for more fun than I could shake a stick at and for making Johnny’s woes that much more funny.  If you haven’t shamed an elf yet, you ain’t livin’! One Elf’s … Continue reading

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Size DOES Matter, Especially When You’re Trapped Under It.

Over the weekend, Chris and Eva and I were at a stop light at an intersection across from a Behemoth of a Vehicular Monstrosity (BVM) with a Christmas tree bungeed to the top.  All appeared normal at that angle, and … Continue reading

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